Idol Chatter & Voice Views

People magazine is reporting that Kara DioGuardi will be back on Idol for season nine.

Boo! Hiss!

If I had a rotten tomato, I’d throw it at my computer screen.

I’m already irked over HTML coding with a mind of it’s own.

Now, Kara’s return?

Say it ain’t so.

Sorry, but four judges on Idol is one too many. Too much talk. Too little singing.

And I’d given up on Kara long before the “No Boundaries” nonsense. And long before the bikini flash.

I think it was week three of the semifinals.

Taylor Vaifanua, a teenager with two minutes to win over America, had turned in a pitch perfect performance of “If I Ain’t Got You.”

Kara’s kooky response: She wanted to know what it was like to go shopping with Taylor.

For goodness sakes, Kara, you aren’t on “The Price is Right.”

But apparently she’ll be back on Idol.

Lucky us.